http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com Please sir, can I have another biscuit? Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:21:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en My dad is sick. And they don't know what's wrong. I'm kind of freaking out here. Today they are doing an angioplasty. Yeah, they're going to send a small tube up to his HEART! What the fuck. My dad walks every day, is as skinny as a rail, and while ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/el-senor/ So what did I see yesterday while perusing the cleaning supply aisle? A bottle of Murphy'* O*l. Simple enough, yet upon closer inspection I see that the bottle totes that the cleaning fluid is mostly made of VEGETABLE OIL! See, I was right! You can use vegetable oil to polish ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/i-knew-it-was-a-good-idea/ The damn dogs are so smart, that, not only have they figured out how to open the CLOSED laundry room door (where their food is kept), they have also realized that in order to delay getting caught, they need to SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND THEM! What the holy fuck. http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/damn-them/ Spring Break! Need I say more? I, my friends, am off all week. I have promised P that all week I will be a little happy not-housewife, and keep up our abode, and make dinner. So far I have recycled the trash off of the dinning room table, had sushi ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/17/another-great-thing-about-being-teacher/ This is how I am choosing to remember my birthday..... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/17/reframing-your-own-memories/ Oh my gosh, everyone needs to go give Chicory, Klove and Sassa a gigantic hug of congratualtions becasue they are having a BABY! Now, when this baby is old enough, I plan on telling them this story: A long time ago, Klove called and wanted to come over to discuss the Pirate ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/17/happy-day/ I, the pirate princess, have lived to see another year. Today friends, is my birthday. Chicory and I had a lovely time at the Pirate Princess Classy Cocktail Party, and best of all, I'm getting the hell out of town. This weekend, as my birthday present, P and I are going ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/pirate-princess-marches-through-time/ This post is password protected. To view it please enter your password below: Password: http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/bridezilla-or-why-is-this-not-fucking-me/ So, I want to write some shit, but I really need to password protect this. Email me for the secret code! http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/so/ So, Chicory tagged me. Here's the rules: Grab the book nearest to you, open it up, and turn it to page 123. Write down the first 5 sentences on that page. Then tag 5 more people. So, here are the first five sentences of the nearest book to me. "No, the ... http://twomanydogs.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/im-it/